mysliceofhell:

pandicorn-e:

wafflemasteroffandoms:

daws0nanya:

gay-youtubers:

thearmada4231:

Stories that Give Me Hope.

Stories that make me cry

I’m sobbing.

what is this moisture coming from my eyes

my eyeballs are leaking

????

The last one though

(via parkingstrange)

makemestfu:

EVERYTHING RELATE

Q

Anonymous asked:

Watchu doing tonight?

A

zanetheaiden:

ur mom

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

(via blushingdestiel)

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

(via blushingdestiel)

wayward-saints:

jaclcfrost:

if you’ve ever legitimately cried like a fucking baby over a character clap your hands

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

(via asian)

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

(via laughcentre)

unpureunchaste:

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

the raddest shit i’ve ever reblogged

(via laughcentre)

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(via laughcentre)

Q

Anonymous asked:

nash grier

A

zanetheaiden:

If I wanted a douche in my inbox I would’ve gone to the feminine hygiene section of Walmart

dogshame:

i sat on my brother and broke him

(via blushingdestiel)